What would Ryan Reynolds do?
The Deadpool actor shared his seven laws of reinvention for the September issue of Men’s Health — where he offers tips about his owning your flaws, being a joker, and yes, even cursing creatively!
There are many things the father-of-two is good at… but cooking is not one of them. In fact, he’s worried this weakness could cause him to lose Blake Lively! LOLz!
“I am not innovative in the kitchen. If I cook, you’ll have a structure fire. The firemen will kick down our door, take my wife away, and give her a better life.”
And even though the 40-year-old eats “clean, whole foods” every two to three hours to get in shape for all those superhero movies, he can’t deny himself his favorite cheat day meal — PIZZA:
“Is it really unhealthy if it makes you so happy? Patsy’s Pizza … There’s a Patsy’s Pizza up in Harlem that’s pretty much the best pizza … on the whole planet.”
Now he’s speaking our language!
Addressing his highly-publicized tweets about his daughters James, 2, and Ines, 10 months, the actor said it’s all in good fun:
“The Internet is so hostile, so many people have so many opinions, I have no problem sounding like a hot bag of ignorant shit if it’s going to make people laugh a little bit. That’s what Twitter‘s for. 140 characters? That’s for jokes. I take fatherhood seriously. I just don’t take the perception of it seriously.”
Well, we take Ryan’s Twitter VERY seriously. Obvi.
Ch-ch-check out the rest of the “laws” Ryan lives by HERE!
[Image via Men’s Health.]