Are you sitting at your computer chomping on a snack right now? Then you have come to the right place, my friend.
These jokes are for anyone who loves food, from fancy foodies who love dining at five-star restaurants to those of us who will defend movie popcorn to the death.
That’s right. These food-themed jokes are for you.
Food babies are the best because you’re usually not pregnant with them for nine months and you usually ate a bunch of delicious stuff to get it.
This is the truth.
Popcorn is obviously the reason you go to the movie theater.
Again, like you go to a movie theater for the popcorn, you always go to a wedding for the cake. Sure, sure, love is beautiful and stuff, but it’s really all about the dessert.
And God said, “Let there be lunch!”
And deli meat rained down upon them.
And it was good.
Oh man, I hate when that happens too! It’s like, every time.
The next one is a helpful kitchen hack…
What? It works the other way around.
Why wouldn’t it work this way too?
You might not believe it, but vegan is also on that list.
This is sort of accurate, but honestly, I’d be way more aggressive than this cute pup.
Don’t touch my Pringles.
How dare anyone serve Pepsi when the order was Coke?!
That is a travesty.
This is hilarious, but if I did have a literal room in my house dedicated to dessert, you better believe I would brag about it intensely.
You never sacrifice the ice cream. I think that’s against the law? Well, it should be, anyway.
This is beyond true. My fiancé and I literally talked about what to have for dinner for like, an hour last night. It was so romantic.
Raise your hand if you’ve ever done this.
If you’re not raising your hand, you’re lying.
It’s never enough Parmesan cheese.
This is the trifecta. Food delivery would only be better if I didn’t have to answer the door to a judgmental delivery guy wondering why I’m wearing PJs at 6 p.m.
Speaking of delivery, this is a brilliant idea and they should definitely do this. If they still put the newspaper in there I’d bet you’d get a ton of new subscribers.
It’s peanut butter and jelly. Nice try, fancy pants.
There are a lot of things I’m pretty smart about.
But when it comes to knowing when to stop eating, I turn into an infant baby who has never experienced the world.
OK, this is a little bit of an exaggeration but spinach shrivels and shrinks so much when you cook it, you basically have to start off with a forest to get like, a half a cup.
It’s like the butter knock-off people took a thesaurus to “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.”
And it didn’t quite work out for them.