Sometimes you just start eavesdropping on a conversation at exactly the right time, and the result is a ridiculous quote that makes absolutely no sense. These people tweeted the most hilarious things they’ve overheard lately.
â€œThe only reason I even come to Coachella anymore is the music.â€ -overheard at Coachella
— Melvin (@meldee3) April 18, 2018
(While taking garbage out) â€œThe Kardashians would never do this.â€
— Hayley Tarleton (@HayleyTarleton) April 21, 2018
Overheard in line for RSD:
A: â€œWhat are you all in line for?â€
B: â€œRecord Store Dayâ€
A: â€œWhat are they selling?â€
— Man Teca (@hossif) April 21, 2018
just overheard my dad say to my dog downstairs â€œcalm your titties, all of themâ€.
— brooke (@standjngby) April 18, 2018
i overheard some kids talking at lunch today and one of them said “what if bach was a soundcloud rapper?” and now i cant get the thought out of my head
— lowqualityjpeg (@badfalco) April 18, 2018
Overheard a girl genuinely convinced she narrowly cheated death during a blackout when she peed near the third rail and swore she felt an electric shock surge through her IUD.
— Sarah Jane Dillon (@dillonsaur) April 20, 2018
Overheard while on my shift at Disneyland:
*little girl age 5-ish runs up to Princess Tiana*
Tiana: how’s it going there, sugar?
Little girl: how do you pee in that dress?
— Destiny Jackson (@DestinyDreadful) April 18, 2018
Overheard on the bus:
“Guy #1: I can’t believe it’s still this cold in April.
Guy #2: I know. And now you’re starting to see all these scientists coming forward and admitting that climate change was just a hoax.”
— Julian SpearChief-Morris (@JulianSCM) April 18, 2018
Just overheard someone say she was going to crochet a mermaid costume for her cat so I’m in the right place
— Cori Carl (@sheepdontswim) April 21, 2018
Overheard just now.
Child: â€œA rainbow, a rainbow!â€
Adult: â€œThatâ€™s not a rainbow, baby…itâ€™s chemtrails.â€
— fig (@figwiggin) April 20, 2018
Overheard at local book store: “First there’s Twilight, then New Moon, then Eclipse, THEN Breaking Dawn. Please, Grandma! I promise, it’s not porn. They don’t even have sex ’til they’re married.”
— Anne Tibbets (@AnneTibbets) April 20, 2018
“No, I’m not ambidextrous. I’m left-handed. I just write with my right hand.” –overheard at a coffee shop
— CourtðŸ¦‘ðŸ¦‘ðŸ¦‘ðŸ¦‘ (@partysquiddd) April 20, 2018
overheard in the young kitchen: “I only have to sleep for three hours a night because I’m vegan”
— annalee ðŸŒ´ (@annaleesasahara) April 19, 2018